schoolfact:

laugh your ass off here

guy:

i hope betty white lives forever

She was free in her wildness. She was a wanderess, a drop of free water. She belonged to no man and to no city.
Roman Payne, The Wanderess (via feathery-soul)
blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

schoolfact:

laugh your ass off here

And certainly not the best friend of the bravest and kindest and wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing.

I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text
(via latelycravingmore)
schoolfact:

laugh your ass off here